Middle Aged Spider Woman
Daylene here,
I had a trans-radial angiogram and there are no blockages! Yay!! But, I think that they may have injected radioactive arachnid venom in between my tattoo! I am now the super hero known as Middle Aged Spider Woman! I even have a theme song:
Middle-Aged-Spider-Womaaaan 
Middle-Aged-Spider-Womaaaan
Does whatever a middle-aged spider can
Spins a web, medium size
That she uses to hide her thighs
Look out 
here comes the Middle-Aged-Spider-Womaaaan
Is she strong? Listen bud!
She can mash a big ol spud 
Can she swing from a thread?
Nope, but she can make her bed!
Look out here comes the Middle-Aged Spidie-Womaaaan
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