Middle Aged Spider Woman


spider woman

Daylene here,

I had a trans-radial angiogram and there are no blockages! Yay!! But, I think that they may have injected radioactive arachnid venom in between my tattoo! I am now the super hero known as Middle Aged Spider Woman! I even have a theme song:

Does whatever a middle-aged spider can
Spins a web, medium size
That she uses to hide her thighs
Look out  here comes the Middle-Aged-Spider-Womaaaan

Is she strong? Listen bud!
She can mash a big ol spud 
Can she swing from a thread?
Nope, but she can make her bed!
Look out  here comes the Middle-Aged Spidie-Womaaaan